As you can see, we need to increase our Belly Laugh productivity in the new quarter, which begins today. Not enough belly-laughing, guffawing, chuckling, chortling, snorting, or giggling was exhibited during the last quarter. We can blame the sharp decline in Belly Laughs on the alarming, precipitous increase in Bad News, correlated with Kleenex Box Grand Openings. We will not tolerate another quarter like this. The shareholders are increasingly wary of trips to the pharmacy, as well. The bottom line has been hit hard.
Shareholders have submitted a spring forecast and they strongly recommend that every attempt is made to attain these numbers:
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