Things You Don’t Want Your Husband to Say When He is Searching For a New Home Online

1. It looks like it would be an easy walk to the greyhound races.

2. Where the heck is Thiming?

3. There isn’t an ocean near Colorado, is there? (mistake by google maps found to be the culprit).

4. Whoa.

5. It’s nice, but we would hear “chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-WOO-WOOOO” all the time.

6. Yikes. Sigh.

7. “Master bedroom non-conforming?”

8. Sump pump included.

9. (hubby reading description) Air-conditioning central, ceiling fan, cable installed, corner, covered patio, double-paned windows, deck, disposal, dishwasher, eating space kitchen, fenced, fireplace insert, garden area, garage door opener, gas logs, hot tub, master bathroom, microwave oven, newer paint, pool community, quick possession, RV parking, smoke alarm, self-cleaning oven, satellite antenae, smoke-free, sprinklers/lawn, sunroom, tile floor, utility shed, wet bar, window coverings. Dynamite home decorated to perfection!!! All new vinyl windows, eat-in kitchen with french doors to sunroom with built-in hot tub!!! Huge covered deck, large WD, large mature landscaping! Central air! New paint! Awesome play area, utility shed!! Large fam. room!! Now that I’ve made fun of it, it actually looks like a cool house. But where is it?

10. It’s too modern.