Fall: Hello, Pride. Why don’t you go first?
Pride: Okay. flounces ahead
Fall: Oh, look. There’s a woman who is congratulating herself on the successful potty training of her fifth child, her ability to exclusively breastfeed, and her organization skills.
Pride: I think I’ll go shake her hand.
Fall: Watch out. She has a tendency to not let go.
Pride: That’s where you come in.
Fall: I love my job.
Curtain
Ah, yes–Pride and Fall. Two of my oldest “friends”.
Ah Mopsy, I am also well acquainted with these two. Hugs.
🙂
So they’re friends of yours, too? Quite the social butterflies.
Apparently these two have been making the rounds. I think I’ll lock my doors, because, you know, I haven’t met them yet…NOT.
Ouch. I sincerely hope it was a short, quick fall. The other kind really sucks. Uuuh, that is to say, that’s what I’ve *heard*
(((HUGS)))
I think I’ve seen that play before, too….
Tee-hee! Brilliant play, simply brilliant. But like said above, I hope it wasn’t a tough fall.
Wonderful!!! Brilliant! I love it!
Yeah, I thought I was successful three years ago, so why did my 5 year-old come home with school pants on and her pee soaked skirt in a bag? Ugh, the sound napper is a tough nut to crack. Good luck with yours.
I guess this post is brillantly written, but there’s not enough information for me. I haven’t successfully potty trained anyone yet, if it’s any consolation.
Hi there,
I’m new to your blog and I loved looking through it. Thanks for sharing your play. I can relate. 🙂
Pride and fall, yes the two certainly do go together. They have followed me around a time or two-especially where my children were concerned. (And even moreso that my grandson has come along.)
This is so well written- brilliant and funny and yet so… familiar? Heartbreakingly so? Something like that.
LOVE this. I could easily be cast in that play as well. 🙂
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