The dirty looks starting rolling in around age two and a half. Pacifiers get the side-eye, regardless. People are convinced they lead to orthodontic and speech issues, but I’m not. Out of our nine kids, only one didn’t use a pacifier. Guess which child had speech therapy? If you guessed the one who never […] 
“Kiss finger?” I kiss Ollie’s finger. He pinched it in a cabinet door. “Kiss foot?” He stepped on a Matchbox car. “Kiss head?” He bonked it on the corner of an open kitchen drawer. “Kiss butt?” I opt to kiss my palm and give him a soft little […] 
Dear Baby, Next week, you will be one year old. When I realized this, I burst into tears. If you knew why, you’d accuse me of being silly, just like I accuse you of raving silliness when you try to give me your pacifier. It makes no sense, does it? Big people don’t use […] |
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