Dear Baby, Next week, you will be one year old. When I realized this, I burst into tears. If you knew why, you’d accuse me of being silly, just like I accuse you of raving silliness when you try to give me your pacifier. It makes no sense, does it? Big people don’t use […] 
1. Glare 2. Glower 3. Snicker 4. Seethe 5. Clip fingernails 6. Try to win radio contests for tickets to events you’d never spend money to attend 7. Sip hot beverages from insulated mug 8. Chew three pieces of gum and make giant bubbles 9. Take selfies 10. Read magazines 11. Read books 12. Write […] 
There are 11 of us with teeth. That means I need to feed these 11 mouths at least three times a day, plus snacks and treats. My renditions of bland spaghetti, random casseroles, ambitious soups, and tough meats are foisted on my mostly-understanding family. Mealtimes with this many people to feed could be complicated […] |
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