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If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. ~Oscar Wilde

1. Smallpox

2. X-ray vision

3. Ingrown toenails

4. Cottage cheese

5. Vericose veins

6. Facial hair

7. Being stalked by Dr. Phil

8. Tarantula infestation

9. All-expense paid vacation to Delaware

10. My picture under BEACH DON’TS on the cover of National Enquirer

11. Pro wrestling tickets

12. Black licorice

13. Belly button fuzz

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Large Family Gift Guide

1. White Tube Socks in Bulk. Get 72 pairs of men’s, 72 pairs of women’s, and 72 pairs in various kid sizes. Repeat in March.

Last Christmas, we only had 8 kids.

2. Borax. In bulk. Add a hearty shake of Borax to your laundry and something is supposed to happen. […]

Ten things about being pregnant in your 40s

My Grandma Alice had kids into her 40s, thrived

My first three kids were born in my 20s. The next five were born in my 30s. Now, I am expecting baby #9 and I’m in my 40s. It’s a whole different ride.

1. People, and by people I mean people in scrubs at […]