Read this story about shopping mall Santa Clauses. They can’t say “ho, ho, ho” any more because women might be offended.
I am offended. Not by “ho, ho, ho” but by the fact some fellow woman probably directed her seriously misplaced twittering outrage at something so utterly benign and stupid.
Next up: change the name of “hoe” to Gardening Tool Which Hangs in Forlorn Sheds the Majority of the Time for the Sole Purpose of Pumelling Recalcitrant Weeds and Making The Bearer Look Charmingly Gardeny in a Completely Non-Prostitute Manner.
Seriously? Now THAT is ridiculous.
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Yeah, I agree. I saw that on the news this morning. People were writing in saying they would have to change the name of the state, Idaho and the seven dwarves wouldn’t be able to say Hi-Ho Hi-Ho anymore.
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I hear the reindeer go tramp, tramp, tramp.
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I saw that article online this morning and at first thought it had to be a JOKE!
Steph
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LOL @ the thought of people thinking the dwarves are saying “Hi, ho!”
I’m not sure your new name will work. “Tool” is terribly insulting. I’m getting ready to write an angry open letter to every Home Depot, Lowes and Mom-&-Pop Hardware store in my city.
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That is beyond ridiculous. Unbelievable. Wow.
But oh so hilarious.
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You are hilarious!
I’m cracking up at the story, but also these comments! “Tramp!”….”Tool!”…..who knew so many words could be offensive?
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