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TEN Christmas-themed rotating headers are up today.

Only one is new, and again I can thank Tommy for creating a Christmas elephant for me.

My son won’t be beautifying British faces

Discarded foreskins from routine circumcisions of American newborn boys are being exported to Britain for the newest anti-wrinkle treatment.

We don’t do that anyway, but if we did I’d be slightly weirded out by the thought of Camilla Parker-Bowles or Madonna carrying a little bit of my boy in her jowls.

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One of my college roommates is in a Metamucil ad.

That means I am old.