1. I was 7 1/2 months pregnant with Aidan. My husband didn’t get anything for me. Later, he explained I wasn’t a “real” mother yet. My feelings were really hurt. When a waiter at a Mother’s Day buffet gave a carnation to me, I felt vindicated. Wherever you are, carnation guy, thank you. 2. […] 
In the tender hours of April 4th, before the sun’s wrinkled forehead glimmered in the east, some of the kids and I tiptoed out the front door and into the yard to witness the third blood moon of the lunar eclipse tetrad. I suspect one of the reasons I glommed onto this little tradition […] 
1. Old MacDonald has a… a) Farm b) Cow c) Poop 2. A young child has a secret to tell you. What is it? a) “I know what daddy got you for your birthday!” b) “(Sibling’s name) took the rest of your chocolate!” c) After giggling that sprays your ear with saliva, “Poop!” […] |
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