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The Rise and Fall of the Oscars

For the first time in years, I did not watch the Academy Awards. Usually I tune in to inspect the dresses and hair of actresses who have a lot more money, time, and youth than me. My only opportunity to wear a gown like the ones poured on starlets would be “formal night” on a […]

Mother of Invention

I have a list of things I wish someone would invent:

1. Lysol Bombs, shaped like grenades. Pull the pin, drop in your home’s hallway, and run to a resort for a few days. Return to a bacterial blank-slate. Immediately repopulate home with germs from the indoor pool and that Waldorf salad you had for […]

An Open Letter

Dear Neighbor,

A quick glance at my calendar reveals that we are on the downhill slide to March. In fact, Valentine’s Day has come and gone. You may have received a box of chocolates, a sappy card, or even a dozen red roses. Maybe you indulged in those little candy conversation hearts?

Is there […]