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1. It looks like it would be an easy walk to the greyhound races. 2. Where the heck is Thiming? 3. There isn’t an ocean near Colorado, is there? (mistake by google maps found to be the culprit). 4. Whoa. 5. It’s nice, but we would hear “chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-chug-WOO-WOOOO” all the time. 6. Yikes. Sigh. […] Grocery Store Clerk: Small-Suburb-of-Denver* King Soopers, how can I help you? Me: Hi. I was there this morning and I believe I did not make it home with all my groceries. Clerk: What was the name of your checker? Me, not expecting this question and wishing I had glanced at her nametag: Uh, I […] Is it the Niagara-Falls-force-flushing? Is it the rough-hewn but flimsy toilet paper? Is it the skin-cracking soap, the wet countertops, the stalls that hide the unflushable? What is it about public bathrooms that is so alluring to small children? Particularly, my small children… Today, right when the pot of mac n’ cheese was halfway through […] |
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