Uses for Easter Grass

1. Barbie hula skirt

2. Hair plugs for clowns

3. Drag-queen themed scarecrow stuffing

4. Taco Bell lettuce (green or yellow only)

5. Floss

6. New breakfast cereal: Honey Bunches O’ Shredded Plastic

7. Vacuum cleaner clogger (but only if you want to clog your Eureka in an effort to get a new Dyson)

8. Properly glued to the floor—make your own Astroturf!

9. Las Vegas Showgirl Barbie headress and boa

10. Muppet fur

11. Line Easter baskets to protect hardboiled and colored eggs from breakage